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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Big Cyberpunk 2077 Updates Were Thought To Be Done, But 2.3 Patch Launches Soon - GameSpot
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Measles case confirmed in Allegan County, officials provide locations of exposure - WWMT
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
This nonhormonal hot-flash remedy gives options to women, experts say - The Washington Post
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
No way
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
The Largest Black Hole Jet Ever Found Is 3 Times the Size of the Milky Way - The Daily Galaxy
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.